Dana Whites April Fools

Dana white made some fight announcements yesterday and the fools were the fans. While everyone was expecting the announcement to be what’s next for Islam Makachev, Ilia Topuria or the Jon Jones Tom Aspinal fight, instead we got the Sean O’Malley vs Merab Dvualishvili rematch where Merab will most likely wrestle fuck himself to another title defense if O’Malley can’t find his chin early in the rounds. There’s a lot of slander on the decision for Suga getting the rematch right away but who else is there that Merab hasn’t beat? And who would we actually want to watch beat Merab? Corey Sandhagen coming off of a loss? No thanks the UFC made the right decision taking the chance on O’Malley to save the division. Julianna Pena vs Kayla Harrison was also announced!! (nobody gives a fuck). The only real good news that came out is that Ian “the cuck” I mean.. “the future” Garry will be stepping in on 3 weeks notice to fight one of the “fighting nerds” Carlos Prates. Now you do have to give Garry a lot of respect for this, Prates although he’s a chain smoking unranked Muay Thai based fighter has a lot of hype around him and can stand and bang with the best of the division. Especially after breaking Shavkat Rakhmanov’s full career finish streak on a 3 week notice, Ian Garry truly has the balls and heart of a warrior and if it wasn’t for his “wag” wife he would be one of the most popular and respected fighters in the UFC right now.