Hedging Milwaukee Brewers Until Further Notice

The talk of baseball internet right now is the torpedo bats, but the Brewers need to take a look in the mirror and quit whining. They’ve given up 45 runs in their last 3 games. Their staff walked 16 batters. Not only did I have to endure a Michael Kay broadcast, but I had to watch the front end of Milwaukee’s rotation fail miserably to get outs. They’re just not good. Milwaukee’s closer is already getting bored, so he is choosing to spend his time crying about the torpedos when he should be bashing his teammates in the post game pressers. KC is not an offensive powerhouse by any stretch of the matter, band they posted 11 yesterday IN MILWAUKEE. We’re only 4 days into the season, but the starting pitching has to be a concern to Brewers fans to start the season. Until further notice, we’re gonna be hedging Milwaukee in First 5 bets.