Things I'd Rather Do Than Watch a Regular Season NBA Game

LeBron, Curry, Jokic, the game is exciting and full of skill... except its the furthest thing from exciting. Complain all you want about baseball being boring, soccer is the most watched sport in the world, and they can't move the ball past midfield 50% of the match. Well, why in my right mind would I sit there and watch grown men throw up 30 foot 3 pointers or get fouled for 48 minutes? Everything is a foul, then everything ends with a grown man crying about it being a foul to a guy in dress pants and a whistle. Back and forth, 3 pointer or foul. Disgustingly boring.

So here is a list of (some of the) things I would rather do than watch a regular season NBA game:

• Learn a foreign language

• Watch a baseball game

• Take my dog for a walk

• Play a video game

• Watch an episode of Family Guy

• Go work out

• Cook myself dinner

• Re-watch the final battle on Mustafar from Revenge of the Sith

• Scroll through instagram/tiktok (@butchiesmedia / @butchies.media)

• Play a game of pool

• Go sit by a body of water

• Go fishing

• Go play basketball at the park

• Go bowling

• Go have a catch (3 throws and I can't feel my shoulder but keep going anyway)

• Listen to crazy political commentary

• listen to Led Zeppelin

• Watch WW2 Documentaries

• Take a long, hot shower

• Get a haircut

• Book a vacation

• Watch YouTube videos of people traveling to obscure countries

I'll stop there. The list could go on forever.