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Dana Whites April Fools
Dana white made some fight announcements yesterday and the fools were the fans. While everyone was expecting the announcement to be...
Apr 21 min read
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Merrill Christmas
Jackson Merrill just signed a 9 year 135 million dollar contract extension, and the Padres are thrilled that this is the case. The best...
Apr 21 min read
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Isaiah Stewart, the new (scarier) Draymond Green
The Bad Boy Pistons are back and the thuggery is led by Isaiah Stewart. Stewart should just outright be in an insane asylum but instead...
Apr 11 min read
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Battle of California: Padres or Dodgers
The Padres and Dodgers may be closer on the totem pole than most people may think. If we really think about it, the Padres Big 3,...
Apr 12 min read
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Hedging Milwaukee Brewers Until Further Notice
The talk of baseball internet right now is the torpedo bats, but the Brewers need to take a look in the mirror and quit whining. They’ve...
Apr 11 min read
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Bats Finally Woke Up
The New York Mets finally woke up last night against a sleepy Marlins team. The Mets bested the Miami Marlins 10-4 and the hit parade for...
Apr 12 min read
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Are Torpedo Bats Baseball’s Ozempic?
Over the winter, the Yankees hired a nerd from MIT to use data from their players’ batted balls and swing paths to design custom bats...
Apr 12 min read
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Jurickson Profar Has Cancer?
Profar was just banned 80 games for using Human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG), but here’s some things this may mean about the player. With...
Apr 12 min read
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Is Turki Alalshikh good for boxing?
In the recent years of protecting the “0” in boxing, influenced by Floyd Mayweather after finishing his career at 50-0 has been...
Mar 312 min read
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Save the Tears Sasaki
There's no crying in baseball, Right? After only recording 5 outs in his dodger stadium debut, Roki Sasaki, a highly scouted Japan...
Mar 311 min read
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How To Live in a Proper Society 101: Lesson 1
Can we all get on the same page about going to Walgreens, CVS, etc.? In order to maintain the fabric of our peaceful society, we need to...
Mar 311 min read
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Rafael Devers, the worst hitter in baseball….
Rafael Devers, the worst hitter in baseball so far Admittedly as a Red Sox fan I am appalled at what I am seeing out of Rafael Devers at...
Mar 311 min read
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These Guys Stink
March 30th 2025 —— For the first ever installment of “I could get a hit off this guy” I’d like to introduce Riki Sasaki. The Dodgers...
Mar 301 min read
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NL East Notables
Time for a quick check-in on the NL East, where the drama is already in midseason form. Mets (1-2): Same Ol’ Lindor The Mets are off to a...
Mar 302 min read
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Big Burger Baseball
How… I mean how in the world, is Daniel Vogelbach the assistant hitting coach for the Pittsburgh Pirates. We’ve all seen the “Danny...
Mar 291 min read
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Bat Flips or Floppy Bats?
Throughout the last 10 years or so, the “Let the Kids Play” movement has ushered in an era of baseball that accepts players launching...
Mar 292 min read
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Yankee Roll Call: Yay or Nay
How dumb is the Yankee Roll Call, Grown men Cheering another Grown man’s name over and over and over again, all for a little wave from...
Mar 291 min read
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Soto Breaks the Ice—But Will the Polar Bear Sink?
Juan Soto’s much-anticipated debut as a New York Met got off to a very Mets-like start. The superstar outfielder showed patience at the...
Mar 292 min read
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Rejoice Chicago... Not Really
The White Sox are officially over .500 for the first time... since March 30, 2023 . Sure they're only 1-0, but at least they can say they...
Mar 281 min read
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NL West Day 1 : Let's walk the House
Dodgers use the long ball in a 5-4 win over a very young and talented Tigers team. Tommy Edman got the ball rolling with an absolute...
Mar 282 min read
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